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Patriot Demotivational Poster


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


INGENUITY -


TAGS: patriotism humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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jBurk - March 4, 2013, 2:40 pm
Please know that Federal Law prohibits any ordinances banning the American flag from being flown. President Bush passed this law after 9-11. Good post though.
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:42 pm
Give Me That Apple Pie, Please !
lgvernon - May 7, 2012, 5:30 pm

Thank you~~
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 5:13 pm
Awe5ome! A double 'high five' at that, since this is also the FIRST to go on my list of Favs.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...




ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.19/5

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DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


BRAVERY -


TAGS: hero patriotic bravery
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 10:13 pm
Thank You. I was in the US Army 18 yrs and have worked as a contractor the past 10 for the military. I've seen this to many times to count but each time its as heart wrenching as the first.
Rick69 - August 29, 2012, 5:29 pm
I saw this for real once... Heart stopping experience... And also well-said caption, Greybeard... Well done...


HISTORY -




FIELD OF DREAMS -




PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriot calendar george bernard shaw
Rating: 4.26/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:14 am
Or it could just be that you were born in America where we are the most wealthy and even our poor people live better than 90% of the planet. Oh and we saved the world, many times over.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:24 pm
CODMW2
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:10 am
Bravo...x5
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
PATRIOTISM Narcissism by proxy.
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:03 pm
exactly!
Derek - April 18, 2011, 8:27 pm
Fantastic.


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


LOOSE CHANGE -




REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


ENEMY OR PATRIOT -


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these ***kheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


PATRIOTISM VS NATIONALISM -




PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriotism america flag
Rating: 3.43/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 11:28 pm
More beautiful art Ron, but some might consider me slightly prejudiced in view of your subject matter.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:35 pm
Nice poster, RONSART. 5 lions.
Mark - January 17, 2009, 5:11 pm
I'm not a big Stevenson fan but I have to admit he nailed this one. Great Job!
FFS - January 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
This a MOTIVATIONAL poster. Is it not?


American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


DAMN YANKEES -


TAGS: war patriot patriotism peace
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
LoL. The only star trek is the original series... : )
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
You Sound Like A Vulcan.


RECRUITING TECHNOLOGY -




EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: freedom patriot act fail
Rating: 2.86/5

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Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:40 pm
Look at the background, it's obviously a jail cell or something like that, so no duh there will be a lot of cameras around. Sorry if you let your criminals run free in whatever idiotic country you're from.
moooooooooooooo - July 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
Anonymous2 wins today's grand prize for most Ignorant douche on the site. (The cows all voted)
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
No, I call it safety. You don't want to know how many terror events have been prevented because of the Patriot Act, you liberal p****. Over here, they hate us because we're not Muslim. Even if we converted, we wouldn't be the right kind, so STFU!


PATRIOT - "What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country." ~Joseph Addison


TAGS: patriot military honor courage
Rating: 4.53/5

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epimethius05 - May 2, 2011, 11:56 pm
Youre supposed to make the other dude die for his country country
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:55 am
If anyone actually understood what the USCG did.. they could never forget them.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:53 am

I like the fact you included the Coast Guard. Most people seem to forget about them.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:36 am
Thnx, just trying my hand at this.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:19 am

outstanding


PATRIOTIC SOVEREIGNTY -




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TAGS: tom brady patriots
Rating: 2.67/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:33 am
Way to go "no use" Bring the funny not the stupid.
a name - July 4, 2009, 2:31 am
No, thank you. I imagine that would feel very awkward for all parties involved...
Tony G - July 4, 2009, 2:27 am
f*** the pats


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




OH SAY -


TAGS: patriotic turtle is moved
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:36 pm
Gotta love them patriotic turtles.


WHICH IS WHICH?? -




FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS -




MILITARY SURPLUS -




PATRIOTISM VS RELIGION -


TAGS: patriotism religon soldier army military
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 31, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thank you...
forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:16 am
nice one!


THIS IS AMERICA !! -




nationalism -


TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...


MURICHA!! -


TAGS: america patriotism jihadist kalif
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - December 31, 2014, 9:39 am
Ir's everything that the terrorists hate about us, and we're too ignorant to be embarresed about it. their walls have holes in it ours spit money out. It's a fat kid with a face full of fries and reaching across the table for another pile of fries
MPsniper - December 19, 2014, 8:40 pm
what is "muricha"?


gun control -


TAGS: miliarized police state patriot act ferguson
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2014, 9:59 pm
Has anyone asked Geoff Peterson for his opinion?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2014, 9:17 am

inspiring...LOL...i would say de-motivating. see the latest pic's from fallujah....i mean ferguson? nice police men in nice police uniforms driving nice police cars. they packed up the military hardware....for now.
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:25 am
Inspiring duo of posters...


ESPN Coverage -


TAGS: patriots murders espn tim tebow
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 28, 2013, 7:36 pm

I will concede, no way can I compete with Airman.
GaryO - June 28, 2013, 7:25 pm
OK, I’m hooked. These have taken the place of my daily comics (the news), only problem is I keep trying to make the banner scroll….


INHERIT THE WIND -




COURAGE - Courage doesn't mean no fear, It's digging deep to get the job done anyway.




EMOTIONAL RESCUE -




SONS OF LIBERTY -


TAGS: liberty patriot patriotism
Rating: 4.7/5

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falloutghoul - September 10, 2012, 8:42 pm
That flag has been disgraced in recent years...


50 - 50 Allegiance -


TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."


Deuteronomy 7:7  -




COMFORT - Sometimes you need another guy when you ruin your undefeated season.


TAGS: football brady patriots
Rating: 1.96/5


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: real patriots drive nissan
Rating: 4/5

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shadow87 - December 27, 2011, 7:47 am
Its called irony Lteve
Lteve91 - September 1, 2011, 4:20 pm
im more a ford guy myself


FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - If I ever get back to American shores I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot Act




SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!




WHO DAT!? - 11-0 Start: Great Black and Gold Super Bowl: Terrific Tom Terrific getting benched: Priceless


TAGS: saints patriots brady
Rating: 2.56/5

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Tycho124 - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Who dat! Indeed! Very funny!


TALIBAN SUPPOSITORY - Take One and call me in the morning




PATRIOTISM - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: canada flag patriotism
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - February 23, 2010, 6:16 pm
A slacker's version


HE'S A PATRIOT NOW. - Welcome to the Dark Side, Shaun Ellis...




INSURGENCY - Once considered an acceptable strategy for gaining independence from tyrannical oppressors


TAGS: terrorism war america funny patriot
Rating: 1.75/5

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spencer - September 3, 2008, 11:16 pm
The thing is the insurgents in Iraq are killing their own people more than they are us. Plus willing to kill women and children in the process. Alot different if you ask me.
Ashson - September 2, 2008, 10:50 pm
Always an acceptable strategy - IF you win.
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 10:47 am
...but the terrorists have beards, Mel just stuck with freedom fighter-style sideburns


PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.




Our Country -


TAGS: patriot patriotism usa america military
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 3:40 am
My error. Hank Williams Jr., he did the tune in concert, am not a country fan, saw Hank Jr. sing it. Then he puked. Apologies to Merle.
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 7:42 pm
Just sayin'.
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 7:40 pm
I agree, but, Hank Williams... never fought anything more than the (often overwhelming) need to vomit on stage. A sad self-portrayed incarnation of his father, now rolling in his grave. Hank Williams had a pair, junior? Perhaps one, when plastered.


START OVER -




FREEDOM - It isn't Free


TAGS: freedom patriotism america 9 11 courage
Rating: 4.45/5

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CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:54 am
Religious radicals of any belief might as well say "I believe that my god is too weak to punish the sinners himself or he's not getting it done as fast as I think he should"


The 3 Most Harmful Addictions -


TAGS: addiction patriotism *** work usa
Rating: 4.41/5

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Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:14 pm
Thanks... :)
GaryO - September 6, 2014, 11:27 am
One more…..motifaking. Oh, and creating gorgeous posters…by the dozens…daily (sheesh). Making it 5 Lusts.


Bierce on Patriotism -




CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.




INDEPENDANCE DAY - Soldier's don't fight because of what's in front of them, it's what they left behind.


TAGS: redhead independance patriotic usa
Rating: 3.4/5

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Garrison1444 - July 2, 2011, 7:29 pm
doh my bad
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 6:44 pm
Like ****ty spellers?


WTFO ALWAYS MAKES HIS POINT -


TAGS: american patriot
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 1:29 am
Salute returned.
Treehodger - October 16, 2009, 12:41 am
*Salutes*
akornzombie - October 5, 2009, 12:50 am
I like the rifle
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:40 am
Mark, Canuck is now TheTrashHeap. Granted, his comment about the bell tower being in poor taste is very dated, but didn't he just create a poster that advocates for the hanging deaths of politifakers? Yea, pot and the kettle.
Mark - August 27, 2009, 12:52 pm
Canuck - You're entitles to your opinion not matter how wrong you are. You think that a "bell tower" comment is in poor taste? Have you taken a good hard look at this site? There are plenty of examples of poor taste here.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:54 am
Because although you may have voted this a 5, the little b****-assed nobodies who only aspire to populate your local drive-thru window voted 1.
firefly - June 24, 2009, 7:01 am
because its typical american gung-ho bull****. that's why
KDP3 - June 13, 2009, 1:12 am
Why this has only 3 lions/monkeys? Voted 5Lions/Monkeys
Canuck - April 17, 2009, 11:43 pm
That bell tower comment is in pretty poor taste. I will never understand why you guys insist on bringing all of these non-funny, hate filled images and ideas to a place that is meant to be humorous and fun. Anger fueled pride is juvenile and pathetic.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:21 pm
I smell Vasoline, moooo must have just farted!
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:35 am
I think I smell ***k on Moooo's breath.
Arrogant Knight - April 11, 2009, 7:18 am
mooo, do I smell jealousy?
mooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 4:46 am
mark=don't ask WTFO=don't tell Get a f***ing room
Mark - February 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
I think you'll be OK...I'm going to wait for the Zombie attack. As long as you're not running toward my house with a burning torch screaming for more entitlements you'll be safe.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Sweet. Just tell me which bell tower to avoid cause I don't normally walk around in a WTFO shirt.
Mark - February 20, 2009, 1:00 am
I know what you mean. On Nov 5th I went out and bought a Mini-14 with 2-40 round magazines, 200 rounds of .223, and a scope. I'm either ready for the Zombie attack or a bell tower.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 12:52 am
Very good. I'll need that kind of position at my house to defend from all the Obama entitlement zombies looking for thier hand-outs.
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:26 am
WTFO - It's no "Get to the Choppa!" ...but I thought you'd enjoy it.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 12:17 am
Again, I'm just honored that I rate my own chain of posters. I'm getting all misty, no wait that blood spatter from those sniped.


PRIDE - Isn't that one of those 7 deadly sins?


TAGS: 7 deadly sins pride blind patriotism
Rating: 2.94/5

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GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:45 pm
and it goeth, before the fall.....THIS IS SPARTA!!!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:26 pm

I don't see where this is political, just lame
Overlord Douchebag - January 25, 2010, 7:24 pm
Someone move this crap to Politifake.


PATRIOT ACT -


TAGS: patriot terrorist
Rating: 2.63/5

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WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:52 pm
Truly an idiotic lie about an act that protected this nation. You fail and get 1 sad little lion. Ooo. Does that make me a terrorist, you moron?


AMERICA - yes, we love you, but please keep your noses outta our business and stop invading other countries. XOXO


TAGS: american idiot patriot world politics
Rating: 2.47/5
HtD - December 17, 2008, 3:50 am
America is addicted to invasions. =(
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 1:18 pm
Can't we invade a country of black people first? We got the reds and whites and yellows and browns out of the way, but we had to import blacks to oppress, so they don't count.
Dude - August 22, 2008, 2:22 am
We'd NEVER get any gold medals that way!


INTEGRITY -


TAGS: chicks politics war patriotism integrity
Rating: 2.33/5
Sean - June 8, 2009, 9:41 pm
Phewww! My apologies to the Dixie Chicks. But I will still NEVER forgive them for the pivotoal role they played in the "Defenestration in Prague".
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 9:37 pm
With retards on all sides of you, I can only a**ume you're using the "When in Rome" strategy. I won't waste either of our time explaining why you fail.
Retards on all sides - June 8, 2009, 8:56 pm
How random I stop at this one, just to see the retards type. The Dixie chicks have integrity and are patriots. Even if I hate country music,you twits have no clue what your talking about. Sean(guest) it was Karl Rove not Dixie chicks who exposed CIA gal.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:47 am
And yet HAHA, they're so much richer and more famous than your wholly anonymous a** will ever be.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:41 am
Make up your minds you dumb b****es. Be a politican or a music group. Now you ruined both.
AMMO - April 14, 2009, 5:46 am
I think I'm becoming a conservationist... I wish we could conserve oxygen and have these three stop breathing it... Glad these b****'s fell of the face of the earth... hope they moved to California...
matters not - December 5, 2008, 1:23 am
stick to making ****ty top 40 songs and leave national defense to people like me
nope - September 16, 2008, 6:04 pm
f*** the chixie ***ks!
Sean - September 14, 2008, 9:09 pm
But when they went around the country exposing the identity of that (h** babe) CIA agent, that for me is when the Chicks went too far -- it's war time, for Chrissakes.
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 8:00 am
indeed!


WANTED - My Country Back!!!!


TAGS: politics obama socialism patriotism
Rating: 1.73/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:27 pm
The fascists who are running this great nation into the ground right now. Everyone who voted for "change" without finding out exactly what kind of "change" they meant is foolish and put this country on the road to ruin.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
Your country back from whom?


LOL, RED WHITE AND BLUE - and i thought democrats weren't patriotic.




ready for war -


TAGS: army war truth honor patriotism
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:16 pm
Good 1 MP! Hope you'll stick around for awhile! ^!!!!! on the poster!
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:41 pm

Good to see you, MP!


Americans -




Naked Flame -


TAGS: liberty usa america patriot america
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 14, 2015, 11:11 pm
My humble response to so called "Americans" desecrating Old Glory...
Reality Lord - May 14, 2015, 5:18 pm

5weet


SUPERBOWL XLIX BLUES -


TAGS: superbowl xlix blues seahawks patriots
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 1:03 pm
Go Lions !
GaryO - January 19, 2015, 10:36 pm
primo, poster and remarks


My Fellow Americans -




IRONY -




My Old Man Used To Say -




Patriots -


TAGS: patriots football superbowl cheat nfl
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EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2015, 11:42 am
I don't have a dog in this fight, but I would think their Superbowl victory would negate the inflate-gate controversy, rendering it moot.


MARINES -




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